“Out, damn’d spot! out, I say!”

Londonmedicgirl: WHY IS MY FACE SO HIDEOUS?
Flatmate: It’s just an outward expression of your moral turpitude.

I hope it’s not and rather more my body expressing stress in a thoroughly irritating manner.  Given that my neck glands also seem to be swollen, I’m probably about to come down with some sort of lurgy.